Last night while on a date with my adorable boyfriend, Nick, we started discussing dates I have endured in my past…. I decided since I had a significant amount of stories i’d share most of them in a series called “Ways to look like a douche”
(actual date of mine about a year ago)
Waitress- “What would you like to eat?”
Me- “a hamburger”
Date- “ehh no, she’ll have a salad, less calories in that”
Waitress- (looks at me like ohhhhhh snap) “Um is that alright”
Me- “ummm no. I said I wanted a hamburger.”
—— If you are that kind of couple where the guy occasionally orders for the girl, fine whatever, but seriously…. bro don’t change her order and then follow it up with a comment on her calorie intake. You don’t know me like that. You don’t know how hungry I am or what I want.. When I order I wont ask you what I want to eat, i’ll ask my tummy thank you very much.
Guys, I promise this will make you sound like a raging douche bag. The girl may not be as bold as to say anything about it but she will mostly likely think “wow this guy is a douche”
Please remove your head from your ass and come to the prominent realization that douchey behavior is NOT a turn on.
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