BLOW THIS KE$HA

Ok, I basically think that the "blow" video by Ke$ha seriously blows.........
First off.... I love that in the official music video it says "No mythological creatures were harmed in the making of this video".... Ok thanks for that.... I was seriously worried there for a minute.... I thought that the UNICORNS were really under attack....no worries world we can all sleep better at night now. Had it been cows or something I would see it a little differently... Had it been cows PETA would definitely have a conniption. I think we are in the clear for this one though... PETA doesn't really cover mythological creatures.....
IS THERE A PETA FOR MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES?!
PETA: People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals....... WOULD IT BE PETMC?

OHHHHH WAIT A MINUTE....
a few seconds after the video starts, while talking to unicorns, she says "SO I GRABBED THE BEAR BY THE THROAT" alright.... that's it...... PETA is pissed......
SHE IS TALKING TO UNICORNS!!!!!!!! NO MORE DRINKING FOR HER!
I'll tell you one thing, when you drink and people look like unicorns.... it's time to go home....
THEN
A unicorn waiter comes to deliver a snack from a guy across the bar.... IS IT JUST ME OR DID IT LOOK LIKE DRUGS..... SHE IS ALREADY SEEING UNICORN PEOPLE.... DRUGS AREN'T NEEDED TO GET HER IN BED.... (plus it's Ke$ha)
I do honestly like the "what the fuck" look she gives to the guy giving her the triangular drug..... that's attractive...
...... She licked a unicorn and proceeded to pole dancing on it a little....... again.... had it been a cow.....
While walking across the bar the guy starts tearing apart his suit.... IT'S KE$HA CHILL OUT!! It is possible to just take the jacket off, you don't have to Hulk it.
After ripping his suit off she sticks her hand down her dress and the only thing going through my mind is
"HOLY CRAP WHAT IS SHE GONNA DO?! RIP OUT THE FAKE BOOBS AND THROW THEM AT HIM?!" I got nervous...
She removed her bra........ then.... HE REMOVED HIS BRA....... Wow you sure do know how to pick them!
They flirt then she calls the bra-less man a douche then they shoot at each other...
BUT DON'T WORRY THEY SHOOT RAINBOWS AT EACH OTHER..... RAINBOWS!!!!!
They manage to shoot every unicorn with sparkly rainbows but keep missing each other..... fail...
THEN SHE ACTUALLY SHOOTS HIM AND MOUNTS HIS HEAD ON THE WALL..... Well as long as the unicorns weren't really hurt.... WAIT... they said.... no mythological creatures were actually hurt.... so either he is mythological or he is seriously mounted on her tacky wall..... ALRIGHT someone send someone in to arrest.....
The fake laughing at the end just sells it all........ TERRIBLE MUSIC VIDEO!! WERE YOU ON CRACK?!  Every time I hear this song I will laugh because the pure stupidity jammed into it....   Ke$ha you blow.

check out the music video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CFWX0hWCbng&ob=av2e