False advertisements.

Due to my lack of allure and, well.... Friends,I have spent a decent amount of time in the magical land of couch over the last few days and have noticed something outstanding........... First. The commercials for waxing products,No. Those aren't even realistic.Veet tells us that you can wax your legs, mustache, toes, crotch, and beard once and you won't even need to think about shaving for like 8 weeks. Alright that doesnt even sound healthy. Ok it sounds fucking awesome but couldn't possibly be safe. Here everyone rub this chemical on yourself, we promise it will fuck your hair follicles up to the point where your natural involuntary hair growths will stop for weeks!!..... Sounds safe. And in the commercials the lady doesn't even flinch when she rips her hair out of her bikini zone. She makes it look painless! Bitch. When I do it myself my expectations are like yea! No hair, no pain! Then when I actually do it I'm like "BAHHHHH my leg!!!!!!!!!" that shiz is not painless by any means, it feels like a dinosaur is chewing on your leg..... Veet screw you. I will not trust you!!! I also have a strong hate for tampon commercials. When you are on your period there is no fucking way you do flips and dance around in white clothes... No. When you are losing that much blood you are much more likely to sit on your couch with sweatpants and a hoodie eating Everything.... Ridiculous. Show me a commercial like that and I'll trust ya. If you are trying to get teenage girls and young women to buy your product how about you make it realistic. It happens every month I feel like we all know that shiz never actually happens like that. I need friends and less couch time.