You're Stupid, We Get It

Shut up! Please, just shut up. Nobody else in the room cares about what you are saying. Not one person. Just stop.
Lately i've had a lot to say about the stupid girls that sit by me in government. There are three of them. One used to be my best friend, one is just like so totally like annoying, and the last one is my walking pet peeve. My pet peeve just sits there and goes on and on about everything. She is currently going on about how she should have all the points on her test because she is like totally right, like all the time. Sorry honey but not every question you get wrong was a trick question..... you are just stupid. I don't really understand why girls feel the need to act/talk like they are constantly confused. MY personal favorite thing she does is, when someone says something remotely stupid she turns around and looks at my old best friend and makes a face or says "like seriously is she that stupid?" I laugh every time......  I wish I could record how she sounds when she talks but I cant. I know you know how it sounds though because unfortunately, there is always at least one girl around that talks like that. They whine when they talk and incorporate the word "like" as much as like possible. I personally don't understand why guys like girls who do this. I would never be a successful lesbien because I can't stand not being able to hold an intellectual conversation with a person. Why do guys like this? Why do girls do this? You went to the same school, are you honestly trying to tell me you don't know basic communication skills?

Senior Shenanigans #1

Well hello there, I’ve missed you.

If you weren’t already aware, I have an unnatural attraction toward random shenanigans. This being my last year of high school, I’ve decided to do miscellaneous shenanigans as often as possible.  So, of course, I’ve started a new series about shenanigans, performed by myself and others.

First off, I would like to explain my use of the word shenanigans. I decided shenanigans rather than pranks because not all shenanigans are pranks, but all pranks are shenanigans.

Today is the last day of school before fall break so my lunch table and I decided to hold a Thanksgiving dinner together. My friends are like family to me, so what would thanksgiving be without them? We had a table cloth, decorative hand turkeys, puppy chow, pie, fried chicken (yes, fried chicken), BBQ sauce, light bulb candles, and a center piece. We all decorated the table, dressed nicely, and sat down together for prayer. Our peers filled the cafeteria with looks of both confusion and envy. The principal looked very confused about our operation. It was nice.

It wasn’t a prank but it was funny and unexpected. Almost as unexpected as the pie smear on my face.