Why Are You Famous? #1

I would love to start this new series with this statement:

Being the dumbest, most obnoxious, and/or  most irresponsible  person in the room, should NOT qualify you to be famous.

I would like to start this post with a statement that has grown close to my heart, especially over the last few days:

Taylor Swift may possibly be the WORST thing to have ever happened to country music.

Yes, I said it. She is the worst. All of the songs are the same.

If I am forced to hear "we are never ever ever, like ever getting back together" again, you better warn traffic control because I will begin stomping around downtown like Godzilla. Swatting down planes, and tipping buildings, in sheer rage.
You can not tell me that that horrific display of "talent" was anywhere close to being an actual song.

Dear T. Swift(ly kicked in the face),
 It is time for you to put on your big girl pants and deal with a breakup like a normal person. You are an adult! An immature teenage girl would talk to her friends and maybe throw a facebook status out there, you, an adult, decide to "sing" about it....
Of course you aren't getting back together. Your crazy, stalker attitude probably pushing the male species away. If an ex wrote an entire song saying 'we are never ever ever like ever getting back together", along with 10's of other songs, why on Earth would they even try to get back together?  You are psycotic. Do you really find it neseccary to annoy the rest of society with your issues?
Why are you famous? How did this happen? I know for a fact that you did not get there from your "talent"?

                                             Sincerely, Every person above the age of 12.

I will never ever ever like ever enjoy your "talent".