When family bonding becomes exclusive

You know what is fabulous about having a blog? You can rant about anything you want. I would like to fill this space online with how my day went... I woke up and was boppin around feeling pretty incredible. Looked in the mirror and said "dang! I wake up fabulous!" (untrue). Went to school and a girl said I looked like a walking mint in my black pants and green button down... Rude. ---skip to lunch--- (psycho going to prom with my best friend/ talking to her Ginger friend loudly to make sure I can hear) "I got my dress, we are Goin to look so cute together" (blah blah blah) she glances at me and says "I hear you two are fighting or something" I told her she was the reason he hasn't talked to me all week and that she won. Then I threw a banana at her and laughed... Ha! Another uncoordinated day in gym... Enough said. When I get home I decide (being 220 pages behind in a class book) to read and tan by the pool. After a half hour I notice everyone was gone... I looked around and called everyone but nothing. Everyone left and left their phones here and went to dinner and a movie without saying they were leaving , let alone inviting me!! When they came home my mom asked what I was doing for dinner and I said I wasnt aware that I was eating alone again tonight and I didnt know where anyone was. Then I got called a brat... That's cool. I was like hey thanks for inviting me to family fun night. I'm sure it was hard to see me out the giant windows all over the backside of the house. Can't see anything out those! I later got pulled into helping my sister pick out a prom dress tomorrow and was subjected to hearing the wonderful commentary from my parents about why I'm not going to prom... After, my best friend finally talked to me. He asked for his stuff back and Said I threw our friendship away. My only response for the day is suck my big toe... Thank you

Prom Infuriates Me

Prom enrages me. What is even the point?! Girls on average will spend $200+ on a dress, $100+ on hair and makeup, $50+ on shoes, and $15+ on nails. Guys on average will spend $140+ on a rental tux, $50+ on tickets, $50+ on a limo, $50+ on dinner, and $5+ on condoms... plus the alcohol money for their "after-prom". For those of you who can't count... that's on average $660+ ON A HIGH SCHOOL DANCE.... let me break this down for you... A girl will spend 200+ on a dress they will wear one, maybe two times. 100+ on hair and makeup that will hardly last through pictures. 50+ on shoes that will be removed within ten minutes of reaching the dance. 15+ on nails they guy most likely won't even notice.... they do this so they can take pictures and go to the dance and act like Angelina Jolie. They secretly enjoy competing to see who is the fairest of them all. why else would they have to spend so much money?! ARE YOU GOING TO A HIGH SCHOOL DANCE OR ARE YOU GETTING MARRIED?! Most people don't even stay at prom long! They leave early for an after prom.... keep in mind, the tickets cost between $25-$50.
Every day I hear/see girl drama. Someone is always going on about who they hate at school.... If you hate everyone... why go stand in a room with them on a Saturday night, if not to prove that you are "prettier" than them?
Why not just do what you really want to do?! Look hot, take pictures of yourself (make sure you add them all to facebook so that everyone knows that you think you are pretty), pick at salad (because Lord knows if you eat LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, you will spontaneously burst through your dress like the incredible hulk), go drink (and throw everything up.. including your "salad"), and hook up with your boyfriend.... You would be doing all the tasks expected just cheaper. If I wanted to go to prom I would dress in overalls, high socks, pigtails, no make up, and dance in my basement to my own music... in fact, I PROBABLY WILL! Am I bitter?  No.  Why? Because, I know I'm beautiful and I plan to do that when I get married... maybe. It's a high school dance... chill bro....
The next girl to ramble about how much they are spending on prom... i'm going to punch... hard, right in the fake boob.

Are You ****in' Kidding Me?

In gym class, my best-guy-friend-in-the-universe, looks at me and smiles real big and says, "I'm going to prom." I was slightly confused and asked whom with and he tells me her name. SURPRISE SURPRISE SURPRISE. He is going to prom with the psychopath that tried to run me over with her car... WITH HER CAR! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! How was I supposed to respond. He asked me what I would say if he asked me, i said yea.... then he goes with nut-job. Granted, i'm not exactly, "sane" but I have yet to attempt steamrolling someone..... All I said was "Don't let her drive." Last week he said she was the most annoying girl on the planet... so logically he asked her to prom?! I know i should support my friends but.... shouldn't i be concerned for the well-being of his life?
...... (shakes head) crazy kids........
good luck with that one... couldn't see that going wrong at all....
On the upside, if he lives long enough to have kids, he could tell them how he went to prom with America's most wanted...

Douche on a Date #4

It's certainly been awhile since I've touched my "Douche on a Date" series.... lucky me I've got plenty of additions.
This one took place two weeks ago today. I started talking to this guy and began to really like... as i always do. We'll two weeks ago we were going to go out to celebrate my birthday... I put on my blue dress... pockets included,  did my face all nice, and shaved my arm pits...... i was looking good... let me tell you.
I texted him periodically throughout the day for an update but he failed to respond to any of my messages.. Needless to say... We did not go out that night.... NEEDLESS TO SAY AS IN HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING! Instead, I went to eat with my sister where we both work.... it was pleasant.
He texted me later saying "oh sorry" and my responses were very short for some crazy reason... the next day he calls me and acts like nothing happened... again i was short and he asked why I was pissy.... really? you need to ask?! he went on to say that after months of talking he didn't actually see it going anywhere.... Awesome...... Does this count as a "Douche on a Date" if we didn't actually go on the date?? yes. yes it does count because this is my blog, meaning i can do whatever i want.... Fun how that works out.

Things guys don't understand about girls

There are a ton of things girls do that I'm pretty sure guys will never understand. I decided to pick up my blog again and thought this was an appropriate topic due to the envitable prom season that has unfortunately arrived. 1.)I wear high heels because I work out and believe my legs look smokin' in them. Guys don't get why girls wear high heels.... Yes, some are painful but we like them! You play with airsoft/bb guns and that hurts but you play anyways! I love wearing heels. 2.) I dress up because I like to look like a lady now and then! People seem to forget that I'm indeed a woman so i dress nicely to remind everyone that I think I'm awesome. Guys don't get that I am dressing up because I like to feel pretty, I don't dress up for you. My promiscuity is not rapidly increased by the clothes I wear. Even though I am wearing a dress and heels, you still don't have a chance. Sorry... 3.) my parents named me kaitlynn. I go by Kaitie. My name is not babe, baby, sexy, or any other variation. stop it! 4.)we watch chick flicks because it's sometimes nice to pretend there actually is that "perfect guy". We spend everyday with you I think we deserve a little hallucination every now and then. I could go on for days.....

Cat Calls

Alright guys, seriously, enough with the cat calls, whistling, and "hey baby girls." What are you thinking? 

1. What type of attention are you trying to get out of a cat call? You do that to a girl that has some sense of self respect and its going to most likely irk her somewhat. Is it an attempt to get some kind of sexual attention? Cause honey, the only girl that would be responding like that is someones Baby-Momma from down that block with her hooch showing proud like her own national flag. Is that what you really what? Some other dudes left overs? No, no, no, no, screw finding someone you can have an intellectual conversation with, the easy girl is always the safe gamble right? Then again, if you are doing cat calls.... intellectual conversations may be out of your jurisdiction.  Hello Desperado. 

2. Whistling is appropriate for calling your stupid little lost dog..... do I look like your stupid little lost dog? No. Don't whistle at me, I won't take it as a compliment. 

3. "Hey baby girl" and any other variation is so original, thank you. You calling me your baby girl really just makes my life a happier thing. All day I secretly wrap my mind around you. I don't think about school or work or any other priorities... nope my mind is solely on you. I am also glad you picked up the idea that I can't possibly do better than you, so I would most likely respond accordingly. I am so pleased that you called me your baby girl, although you are a complete stranger, I feel as though my life is now worth living...... OH SORRY DID YOU PICK UP ANY SARCASM IN THAT ONE?! 

Knock it off, treat girls like trash and honey.... you'll get trash. 

A Spin On Homosexuality.

Although I obtain a heterosexual stance in relationships, I have some friends that are homosexual. They were friends before I knew, why would they not be after??
Love is a beautiful thing, why hide it?
Why love a specific gender just because it's "normal"?
I've almost hit the point of rage when it comes to the belief that "homosexuals will be damned to Hell"... Really?! Who gets to decide that? GIVE YOU A HINT....NOT YOU!  God will be the ultimate judge, He will decide who walks with him in the land of milk and honey.
The bible says: Leviticus 18:22: 
"You shall not lie with a male as those who lie with a female; it is an abomination." 

It says this but lets not get confused. The bible also contains a list of ten commandments....

Exodus 20.

"Have no Gods before me. Do not make for yourself a graven image. Do not use the Lord name in vain. Keep the Sabbath day holy. Honor thy father and mother. Do not kill. Do not commit adultery. Do not steal. Do not bare false witness. Do not covet." 

To all who judge the homosexual population... can you say you are innocent of all of these sins? 

Let the innocent be the first to cast stones.  When asked which commandment was the most important, the Lord answered "Love the Lord your God with all your heart, with all your soul, with all your mind, with all your strength." .... The MVP of commandments did not say "Don't be gay." Jesus died for our sins, all of them. 

Some of my friends are really good people. God should be their only judge. Unfortunately, for now they will be judged by others, but I will not ever side with the hacklers.  God made them strong. Some deal with hate daily but they keep their heads up..... that takes more strength than a lot of heterosexuals may know. 

Only God shall be your judge. No human has the power he has. 

Be you, Love you. "Be not afraid, for I (God) am with you." 

I will forever stand by my friends. A CLOSED MIND COULD DEPRIVE YOU OF AMAZING THINGS. <3